T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

* Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

* it’s all about…
me
me
me
get over it!

* I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

* I can only compensate so much for other people’s stupidity.

* If plugging it in doesn’t help, then try turning it on.

* You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you.

* Drive defensively, buy a tank!

* Thank you for calling tech support, you’re ignorance is my job security.

* FAILURE is not an option, it comes all bundled up with the software.

* Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that actually do.

* Warning! This shirt has sharp edges.

* Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.

* Try to not let your mind wander, it’s much too small to be out on it’s own.

* It’s kind’a hard to show that I care, b e c a u s e I d o n ’ t.

* To my best recollection, I can’t remember.

* 7 out of 3 people are math illiterate.

* I’m going off to go find myself. If I’m not back by the time I return, keep me here.

* If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving just isn’t for you.

* If I gave a cr*p, you would be the first person I’d give it to.

* I know all the answers, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.

* Let’s hope there’s intelligent life in outer space. I’m so lonely here.

* There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t