>>> >Caution… They Walk Among Us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted….”Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and >said… “where???”

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh,
Pacific”.
>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but, “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

>>>> They Walk Among Us!!!!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed to
cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk…

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!!!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount…. >>> >(maybe I should have bought 10 cases)

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trainedprofessional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has you plane arrived yet?”…

>>> >They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

>>> >Yep, they walk among us>>> >AND they reproduce!

The sage replied, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through it only once and cannot turn back to pick.”

The student went to the field, going thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wondered…. may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the sage with an empty hand.

The sage told him, “..this is love.. you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already missed the person….”*

“What is marriage then?” the student asked.

The sage said, “in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is same you can go through it only once and cannot turn back to pick.”

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt would satisfy, and came back to the sage.

The sage told him, “this time you brought back a corn…. you looked for one that is just nice, and you had faith and believed this is the best one you get…. this is marriage.”

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