Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO…
Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO…
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Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,
Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO….
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SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.
Yoon to
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga…..
Santa aur Premika
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
BIWI..
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI.
AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR.
SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.
किस्मत..
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तुने चाहा है मुझे ये करम क्या कम है
तु प्यार कर’ती है मुझ’से ये भरम क्या कम है
एक दिन ये भरम टुटेगा मेरा
उफ़ किस्मत का ये सितम क्या कम है
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Banta
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Khidki se….
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
missing heart
(¨`•.•´¨) I
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )MISS
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´
`•.¸.•´ U
Trust yourself
Create D Kind Of Self that
You’ll B Happy 2 Live with
All Ur life
Make D Most Of yourself
By Fanning D Tiny, inner
Sparks Of Possibility In
2 Flames Of Achievements …
An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
