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Thought of the day

June 12, 2008 – 4:33 am by Bakar Man | No Comments » Email This Post Email This Post  |  No Comments »

If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away.

   

 

On marriage

April 14, 2008 – 5:38 pm by Bakar Man | No Comments » Email This Post Email This Post  |  No Comments »

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

   

 

Success

February 29, 2008 – 8:57 am by Bakar Man | No Comments » Email This Post Email This Post  |  No Comments »

Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

   

 

Cow Economics

December 17, 2007 – 11:49 am by Bakar Man | No Comments » Email This Post Email This Post  |  No Comments »

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

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