Boss and Employe Sher-o-Shayri

Boss:
Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J ……
Employee’s reply…
Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
Dil ki […]

AGAR SOFTWARE ENGINEERS FILM BANATE TO

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein […]

santa banta jokes

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Santa found the answer […]

पकड़ के रखो

एक शराबी ने एक दिन कुछ ज्यादा ही पी ली। लडखड़ाते कदमों से किसी तरह घर के दरवाजे तक पहुंचा और जेब से चाभी निकालकर ताला खोलने की कोशिश करने लगा।
नशा ज्यादा होने की वजह से वह चाभी को ताले में डाल ही नहीं पा रहा था। चाभी कभी इधर हो जाती कभी उधर । […]

Sonu Nigam’s comedy Circus


look for polls…


monkey business___{ha HA ha}


The Polite way to Pee…….

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
 
‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’
Michael said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’
The teacher […]

Rajnikant’s Trigonometry n Physics


UN Assembly - India vs Pakistan

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When Rishi Kashyap struck a rock and it brought forth water, he […]